[driving in the car]
Bentley: "mooooomieee.....the sun's in my eyes!"
Me: "Maybe you should close your eyes."
Bentley: "No, you should move the sun."
Me mumbling under my breath with a laugh: yes, son, I will get right on that.
Bentley: "mom? will you open my delicious pistachio? This one's hard."
Two very big words in that sentence. I couldn't stop laughing.
[at Costa Vida]
Bentley walks up to some random teenage boy and asks, "Hey, where's the trash?"
random teenage boy: "um..right over there" pointing to the garbage can with a strange look on his face.
Bentley: "Oh! Thank you."
K..so that one might not be funny to you, but I died laughing over that too.
Post Addendum:
I wrote this post this morning before church..Today in Sacrament meeting, while the sacrament was being passed in the SILENT chappel; Bentley's stomach lets out a big, long growl. And then we hear this in a loud voice...
Bentley: "Daddy! My tummy is talking to you! It says, HI DADDY!"
Me, Dallin and the nearby people: quiet laughter